Wednesday, October 21, 2009

BLOGG

ok so i havent blogged in a while, and i have no idea what to talk about...

ok i know something now,,,

i have no idea what to take next semester, i have a feeling its gonna be a toughie

oh well guess i have to buckle down sometime right??

anyways my soccer game was kind of boring today...i wanted it to be more epic than it was.. they tried to have an epic yogurt eating contest but FAIL

and then they didnt even play with the freakin pink ball!! how stupid is that..the one thing i was looking forward too

i love how my thoughts are separated by space lol how random is that

so its fun watching jessica study lol i should be probably but im not...slacker i know.,..but no tests real soon so i shall be fine

im kind of worried about my paper for DR.J....i need a good grade on it..and idk

i did learn one thing from the soccer game

99.9% of all gay people become gay because they touched someones arm......a wise group of children said this...

i sometimes wonder how children in this age will grow up accepting different things..expecially here in the south..and not normal different things..like transexuals and homosexuals and hermaphrodites... is sexuality going to continue to be a tool for discrimination?

...the other day in my soci 201 class...someone told a story about her cousin (who is male)..he is around 5 years old and he likes to do girl things..he will walk around in heels, play with scarves and girls toys he also plays with boys things..

i want you to know that a dude next to me told the girl to beat him straight... my jaw literally dropped..i just want to know how you could be such a jerk and so un-understanding

Monday, September 21, 2009

Fun Things My Professors Say!

" i been therapized." -Willis

"you will be a better student if you watch more television" -Belk


....definately will have more to come

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

labels

So, i'm thinking that i should have something really great to post but I don't. Well, i had something great but the computer won't scan it in. FAIL!...maybe i'll type it..just be warned that i get really really bored in the lockbox aka gas station...

So this was written on a paper towel...

A label isn't a bad thing, but helps explain what you're like. For instance I believe I am a short-tempered short person. One doesn't have to subscribe themselves to normal labels, after all there is like no fun in that. One could be a non-nature loving princess or a big mouth yankee. It all depends on who you are. A correct label will describe an aspect of yourself. Labels are not meant for everyone and are not meant to be discriminative or hurt one's feelings. I choose to use labels, because i don't remember the names of people whom i have not had an experience with...

Monday, September 7, 2009

you're the sugar in my high

i think....

1. i am too quiet when i meet new people
2. i have a problem with people hanging on to my hand
3. some people are just wierd
4. the turtle needs to find his penguin
5. jessica is being a party pooper
6. meghan is too common of a name
7. jessica is too common of a name
8. why do we all have normal names
9. really? a wolf suit
10. the insect that got into jessica's bra was definately a tick...she did not enjoy that
11. she got new drawers
12. i need a cool talent
13. maybe i need to consider a name change
14. i talk to myself
15. jessica needs tailors chalk
16. psychology was awful...i hate it
17. my shoes make funny noises when i walk
18. the jessica's have on the same pj pants
19. mister johnson should breathe like that
20. WHO IS DAVE COOPER?
21. dave needs to charge
22. the people who put up signs in the dorm should learn to spell, you're in college..spellcheck?
23. the lady at walmart did not like me
24. jessica needs a pedicure
25. i don't want to be stuck in that gas station manana
26. sometimes i find it hard to breathe
27. i like redbull and cola
28. its kosher
29. the first one is the worst one when it comes to a broken heart
30. i smell like man smoke
31. why do people want to hug me when they know i hate them
32. be safe is a new form of endearment
33. i gotta couple addictions...
34. RONNY!!!!
35. Thinks this is over!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

not pleased

oh the things i see on facebook

Monday, May 25, 2009

everyone's doing it

So, I have decided that the general population is stupid. Enough said, all you stupid people know who you are and why you are stupid. Well I mean you would know who you were if you weren't stupid.

I want to know why i can't keep a piece of bubble gum in my mouth. I'm not talking chewing gum, but like bubble gum. I'm talking like bubblicious and hubba bubba. I think i have a real problem, i just swallow it. ALL of you gum swallowers, UNITE!!

ANYWAYS,

I have to start planning my fun Christmas break trip! I know, I know, its early but i don't care! I am super psyched about the trip, the hard work it will take to get there, not so much.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

turkey sandwich

SO! up north stuff is blowing up! like literally blowing up! i think that this is kind of scary! so some of us now can't sleep! ugh! the oil refineries, should not have flamable stuff DUH!

REFINERIES JESSICA! REFINERIES!

so saturday, i attended a concert in cola! it was alright, we didnt get to see the last band because of lightning, but we did get some free stuff. SOME of us need a lesson of manners though! people are so rude, i think it was everyones mission too block my view, tall people kept getting in my way and in front of me! i mean, it isnt even that bad at the house of blues! and this was an outdoor concert! And then to top it off people jsut flat out ignored me! i tried to buy a cd and the guy just kind of looked the other way..i called him like 3 times it was def redick! then when they were taking up donations i was also ignored, i had to kind of chase the bucket thing.

but afterwards we got some great chow and all was well!